On Germany being Awful (feat. Hanno Hauenstein)

April 28th, 2025  |  55 mins 19 secs

We have on returning guest, independent journalist Hanno Hauenstein to talk about Germany today, the Berlin Four and Namibia.

Only Mr. God Knows 2025 2 (feat. Chris Wade)

April 25th, 2025  |  1 hr 7 mins

It continues! Back into the breach with threepeat guest, real Eurovision head, Chris Wade. We talk about overall vibes and Chris' top picks.

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April 21st, 2025  |  49 secs

Fuck the EBU. Don't watch the Eurovision. Watch Gyrovision.

Only Mr. God Knows 2025 ep.1 Pre-Game Analysis

April 21st, 2025  |  1 hr 54 mins

Back again for another year! Ciarán runs through all the ESC songs this year and gives you his takes. Fuck the EBU. Don't watch the Eurovision. Watch Gyrovision.

Katy Perry sings a Stolen Land Acknowledgement

April 21st, 2025  |  1 hr 15 mins

Nick, Uma and Ciarán talk about the supreme court ruling in the UK that's fucked.

Sending the Indefintely Out Of Office Email

April 14th, 2025  |  1 hr 20 mins

Uma, Nick and Ciarán talk about tariffs, the black zero and the Berlin 4.

Mr. Hooters (feat. Olly Haynes)

April 10th, 2025  |  31 secs

Uma and Ciarán talk to recurring guest and all around Frankreichversteher, Olly, about Le Pen's five year ban from politics. We also talk about liberation day and Vance in Greenland.

PREVIEW: A Stable-coin pegged to the Euro

April 3rd, 2025  |  1 min 40 secs

Ciarán, Nick and Uma embrace the chaos of a no notes episode. Where we talk about America, Montelibero and Hitler (new).

New Caledonia & Geo-strategic Europe (feat. Nic Maclellan)

March 31st, 2025  |  59 mins 23 secs

Nick and Ciarán talk to Nic Maclellan about New Caledonia, imperialism in the Pacific and France's strategy in the region

PREVIEW: Fidias' Adventures Through Germany

March 21st, 2025  |  2 mins 18 secs

Nick and Ciarán talk some nonsense but mostly talk through Fidias' new video where he tries to travel through Germany without paying any money

True Gaullism has Never Been Tried (feat. Derek Davison)

March 17th, 2025  |  1 hr 3 mins

We have on Derek (of Foreign Exchanges and American Prestige) to talk about the supposedly "new" faltering relationship between America and Europe

PREVIEW: 6 Year Anniversary Q&A

March 16th, 2025  |  59 secs

You gave us Qs and we shall give you As.

As always, it's been a blast doing the pod and thanks so much for listening

Big Beautiful Log (feat. Séamus Malekafzali)

March 10th, 2025  |  1 hr 8 mins

After a very serious opening discussion, Nick, Ciarán and Uma are joined by Séamus to talk about the regional powers of Turkey and Israel in the wake of Assad fleeing Syria.

PREVIEW: Nick Reviews Ireland

March 6th, 2025  |  27 secs

Ciarán has plied Nick with various treats and now he tells you what he thinks

German Election and Trump Fallout

March 3rd, 2025  |  1 hr 4 mins

In this episode we talk about the developments since the elections and America's continued pulling away from Europe. Also Germany's good phrenologist

PREVIEW: Patriots (European)

March 2nd, 2025  |  21 secs

An episode where Ciarán explains the Patriots for Europe European grouping